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Floortje is a amazing and loyal friend. Her name means ‘Flowering’ in Latin. This describes her personality perfectly! She is always trying to bring positivity to the world and help people. But because she is insure about herself, she doesn’t always shows her geest personality. But she Will grow up in to a strong and beautiful woman. She is the girl everyone wants. But no one can get. You’re lucky to be her friend.
Floortje is my Best Friend!
floortje by Lovedoctorx May 3, 2018
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Sexy, intelligent woman. She is loyal when she finds the man of her life. She loves hanging out with friends. She can be hard to people but she is a sweet little girl. Nice booty and everyone loves it. She is very active.
She is just like a Floortje
Kind and intelligent
Floortje by 123girlindia July 15, 2019
fuck's every teacher that gives more than 1 euro
floortje
gold digger
floortje by lars was hier November 30, 2021
Floortje is A Dutch name, people who named Floortje are in the most cases really windy. They fart harder than normal people. They even fart in public. And also when you have sex with them.
Can Floortje fart?

Yes really hard.
floortje by Julianisawhorevutiam February 25, 2017
Floortje, is A Dutch name for A girl who is A little ugly, but had A big mouth. Great in bed. She Will do you anywhere, even in public.
Is Floortje A great slut?

Yes.

THIS IS A JOKE THING TO JOKE YOUR BEST FRIEND X
floortje by Julianisawhorevutiam February 25, 2017

Floortentacli 

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"

Floortech 

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!
Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!
Floortech by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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