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floorgie

An orgy sleeping session that occurs on the floor with many pillows, blankets, and other comfortable objects, such as the occasional dog-beg. Usually consists of all males. Clothing optional.
I cannot wait for our floorgie tonight.
by BMC2009 July 5, 2009
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Floorgie

When you are at university and you have an orgy with everyone on your floor.
"Man, everyone is hot as fuck on my floor in residence, we should all fuck and have a floorgie."
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Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.
Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI
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floogie bird

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.
Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.
by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2008
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floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.
girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.
by tbombz November 14, 2009
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floogie

i sucked down his floogie that night
by grumble slave January 15, 2018
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Floogie

A smoking UTESIL that someone blows thru to dillute the smell of weed going into the air. FOR EXAMPLE, after you take a hit of weed you would blow the rip through a plastic bottle or an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with any brand of fabric softner (ie. Bounty, Bounce, Snuggle, etc.) inside of the bottle or roll. Thus filtering the smoke and turning the smell of weed to fresh laundry!
Don't forget to blow thru the fucking floogie SO MY MOM DOESN'T SMELL THE KUSH, BITCH!
by CJ KELIN January 14, 2008
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