Floorism 

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

Floorism by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

Floorism 

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor

"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"

Floorism by anonymous May 8, 2021

floorism 

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor

"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."

floorism by Unk0wn May 8, 2021

Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

Florism 

1.What florist do for a living

Greg,the florist, was the best at teaching new florist the ways of florism.

Florism by Nightcorequeen47 November 5, 2017

FLOORIST 

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.

Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.

FLOORIST by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021

floorist 

A businessperson who deals in fancy tile-arrangements for sprucing up a dwelling's walking-surfaces.

I am satisfied with just ordinary linoleum dat I can install myself, so I doubt dat I'll have any need to call a floorist.

floorist by QuacksO August 22, 2025