When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.
Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?
Person 1: yeah pretty much
Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?
Person 1: yeah pretty much
by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024
Get the flonting mug.It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
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by Jaye_$upreme March 3, 2016
Get the Fronting me off mug.The epitome of stupid; The genre Destroyer. A hypocritical user that usually vapes or juuls and is or were gay.
by Bagon September 11, 2018
Get the Flunting mug.The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
Get the Foul Floating Filth mug.The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020
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A "floating" flow.
A "floating" flow.
Person 1: Yo, Eminem was literally flowting in that fast rapping part of the Gnat song.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.
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