floggel

where yougo to sit down, and your foot moves the chair to where you sit in the back and it goes right in your crack.

ACK!! i just got FLOGGELED

by mO.oSe February 18, 2004

floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.

damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.

by savannamadisonmarianahannnah December 25, 2009

Flaggel

The alternative word to call someone "Gay" or "a faggot." Normally used by straight people towards other straight people caught expressing homosexual actions.

Flay-Gul

"Bro, did you see the bulge in that guys shorts? That was a fucking rattle snake!"

"Dude your such a Flaggel."

by TheAshMan July 20, 2012

floggle

The fanny flutters in your kidneys.

Person 1 “ oh gosh the that footballer gives me the floggles”
Person 2 “are you sure you don’t have a kidney disease?”

by iM qUiRkY March 9, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009