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floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.
damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.
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The alternative word to call someone "Gay" or "a faggot." Normally used by straight people towards other straight people caught expressing homosexual actions.

Flay-Gul
"Bro, did you see the bulge in that guys shorts? That was a fucking rattle snake!"

"Dude your such a Flaggel."
Flaggel by TheAshMan July 20, 2012
The fanny flutters in your kidneys.
Person 1 “ oh gosh the that footballer gives me the floggles”
Person 2are you sure you don’t have a kidney disease?”
floggle by iM qUiRkY March 9, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

flogged the one-eyed snake 

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

dolphin-flogger 

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
dolphin-flogger by WordFreak March 8, 2009