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An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
by WordFreak November 22, 2011
Get the Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheatmug. Internet slang to help save time when typing
"NightStalker": posts something very funny on a forum
"corporate_lackey" reads it and finds it so funny he starts laughing uncontrollably until tears are literally rolling down his cheeks, but he cannot find an emoticon that proper expresses how he feels, so he simply posts: LSFHIC
"NightStalker": posts something very funny on a forum
"corporate_lackey" reads it and finds it so funny he starts laughing uncontrollably until tears are literally rolling down his cheeks, but he cannot find an emoticon that proper expresses how he feels, so he simply posts: LSFHIC
by WordFreak November 5, 2005
Get the LSFHICmug. A fat customer. Especially if they resemble a cow instead of a human.
An annoying fat customer or one that grosses you out with their excessive appetite.
An annoying fat customer or one that grosses you out with their excessive appetite.
I was working at 7-11, and this 400 pound customoo came in and bought $50 fucking dollars worth of fried chicken!
by WordFreak June 28, 2011
Get the customoomug. An expression used to say "got you" in jest, sometimes to razz a friend/provoke a reaction. You might even suggest something deragotary about them that you know is not true, just to see their reaction/get them excited. Then you usually then say "waah"! to them to let them know you were just trying to screw around and get them going.
Eric is a joker and wants to get his pal Bill, who is obsessed with hygiene, going. They have both just stepped out of their dorm showers and Bill has just finished putting on his deodorant etc.:
Eric: "Geez Bill, you still smell extra rank today - didn't you just take a shower too?"
Bill (with a very puzzled look on his face): "Yeah, i guess. Maybe i should see a doctor"
Eric (with a big smile on his face): "WAAH"!
Eric: "Geez Bill, you still smell extra rank today - didn't you just take a shower too?"
Bill (with a very puzzled look on his face): "Yeah, i guess. Maybe i should see a doctor"
Eric (with a big smile on his face): "WAAH"!
by WordFreak September 27, 2005
Get the waahmug. by WordFreak March 8, 2009
Get the toad-lickmug. 1) Joe: What is that horrible noise I hear coming from that car?
Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!
2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!
Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!
2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!
by WordFreak June 28, 2011
Get the rap crapmug. An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
by WordFreak August 20, 2007
Get the jesus jumped up christmug.