LSFHIC

Acrynom for "Laughing So Fucking Hard I'm Crying"
Internet slang to help save time when typing
"NightStalker": posts something very funny on a forum
"corporate_lackey" reads it and finds it so funny he starts laughing uncontrollably until tears are literally rolling down his cheeks, but he cannot find an emoticon that proper expresses how he feels, so he simply posts: LSFHIC
by WordFreak November 04, 2005
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An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
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toad-lick

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!
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dolphin-flogger

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
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customoo

A fat customer. Especially if they resemble a cow instead of a human.

An annoying fat customer or one that grosses you out with their excessive appetite.
I was working at 7-11, and this 400 pound customoo came in and bought $50 fucking dollars worth of fried chicken!
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jesus jumped up christ

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
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waah

An expression used to say "got you" in jest, sometimes to razz a friend/provoke a reaction. You might even suggest something deragotary about them that you know is not true, just to see their reaction/get them excited. Then you usually then say "waah"! to them to let them know you were just trying to screw around and get them going.
Eric is a joker and wants to get his pal Bill, who is obsessed with hygiene, going. They have both just stepped out of their dorm showers and Bill has just finished putting on his deodorant etc.:
Eric: "Geez Bill, you still smell extra rank today - didn't you just take a shower too?"
Bill (with a very puzzled look on his face): "Yeah, i guess. Maybe i should see a doctor"
Eric (with a big smile on his face): "WAAH"!
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