floaner

Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".

floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner

A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.

by youbettawork123 April 09, 2010

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006