Flanerkin 

A big fat man or a big fat horse

Wendy: Girl did you see that Flanerkin all over eva?
Clancy: That horse would suffocate her in misonary.
Wendy: lol

or

Damn Field Master is that a wad in your pocket or are you Flanerkin?

Flanerkin by wolfyvocab4shiggles November 21, 2009

Flanerkin Chair 

An extremely large chair with a deep back.

Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.

Flanerkin Chair by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

Flanking

In a video game, flanking means going behind someone, or when someone is coming behind you.

Watch out dude, he is flanking us!
I'm gonna go and flank them.

Flanking by FROMENXD December 19, 2018

Flerking

When you're an independent gyal but want some of that good good on the side- you're flerking. You're werking and flirting

"You dutty gyal- you're proper flerking tnight aintcha"

Flerking by flerker May 17, 2018

flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.

Flanking by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011