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flirtulance 

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
flirtulance by jeffiet September 1, 2011

flirtbanter 

To flirt with someone usually through a type of social application such as facebook or texting. Generally involves witty comments and jokes that force the recipient to concede ground in the "game."
Jon- "That whore Katie tried to flirtbanter with me on facebook last night."

Ray- "What did you do?"

Jon- "Dude, what else? I kirbied her ass."

Jon- "Can you say..."uhhhhh ok?"
flirtbanter by Mastabatte March 21, 2010

Flirmance 

Dove my love and I are having the best flirmance.
Flirmance by joysdaddy1 November 18, 2016
A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).
“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”
Flirtmare by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016

Floromancer 

A person who deeply resonates with the language of flowers, finding romance and connection in their beauty and essence. A floromancer often uses flowers as a medium to express emotions, share sentiments, and build bonds with friends and lovers. They believe that each flower has a story to tell, and by gifting or sharing them, they weave tales of love, friendship, and passion.
He is a true floromancer with the love and care he does for his garden.
Floromancer by HeyQueen September 14, 2023

floromancer 

A person who deeply resonates with the language of flowers, finding romance and connection in their beauty and essence. A floromancer often uses flowers as a medium to express emotions, share sentiments, and build bonds with friends and lovers. They believe that each flower has a story to tell, and by gifting or sharing them, they weave tales of love, friendship, and passion.
He is a true floromancer; his love of flowers and garden.
floromancer by HeyQueen September 14, 2023
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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