Flightulance

Excessive farting caused by flying in pressurized airplane cabins.

Dude, that flight from Los Angeles to Tokyo gave me a serious case of flightulance.

by Full Goose June 20, 2011

flirtulance

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.

I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.

by jeffiet September 1, 2011