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flipping the flippy floppy 

v.i. 1) having sex. 2) having a raucous, off-the-hook time
"Man, we were flipping the flippy floppy at that convention!"

Flip-Flop, Flippy, Flip-Floppin'

An adjective that can be used to describe someone who pretends to love you one day but talks bad about you behind your back the next (or vice versa). Chances are, this type of person will make you heated.
I can't believe she complimented me like that to my face after what she said about me in the press yesterday. What a flip-flop, flippy, flip-floppin' lady!

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?