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Someone who has a face so minging (ugly) or someone that irritates you so much, that all you want to do is take that face, stick it down the toilet and pull the flush. Voila = flushface.
That bloke has been getting on my nerves. He's gonna get it. He is a flushface.
flushface by VcaptainB March 5, 2012

fleshback 

An engaging memory or series of memories of a particularly awesome sexual encounter which suddenly flood into a person's mind at a later date.Such memories can be of a sexual OR sensual nature or more usually both but always relate to memories of extreme pleasure rather than simply sex.Usually these fleshbacks will occur in the company of that same partner from the original sexual encounter due to the "trigger" effect of a subtle smile or glance or( if on the phone at the time ) a spoken word or even something as innocent as a pause in conversation where both people fall victim to the inherent sexual tension of the moment.A shorter definition would be "flash backs of the flesh".
"Oh babe...everytime you look at me that way I have fleshbacks to last year"
fleshback by WildWithWords April 28, 2005

Fleshjack 

Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.
Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.
Fleshjack by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.
Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.
fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

fleshfriend 

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."
"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."
fleshfriend by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008

FishFace Mamma

A backstabbing, ungreatful, ass-licking, drama whore, hateful, classless, gossiping piece of white trash bitch.
That girl has got to be the biggest FishFace Mamma I ever seen!
FishFace Mamma by TheBurough September 7, 2005