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Fleshjack 

Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.
Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.
Fleshjack by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009
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fleshjack 

Paul's boyfriend Chris wasn't around so he pulled out his Fleshjack and butt fucked it instead.
fleshjack by Aaron Crunchy October 12, 2007

Vietnam Flashback 

When you remember a (usually) traumatic experience and disconnect all outside distractions.
Ariana: I think Mikey is high..
Justin: Nah, she is having a Vietnam Flashback from when she was on Hannah Montana.
Selena: I get it. Disney is awful.
Ariana: Yeah, Nickelodeon is better.

war flashbacks 

1. When something happens that reminds you of an embarrassing, difficult, or so-disturbing-that-you'll-never-be-able-to-unsee-it event in your life.

2. Actual flashbacks to actual battles. Can happen with PTSD.
Oh my god, that was the same position my parents used when I walked in on them as a kid. I'm having war flashbacks!

Don't you trigger a war flashback, son. I once killed a man!
war flashbacks by flipflopdrop July 29, 2013

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.
Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

flashback humour 

Indirect breach of the fourth wall at the end of the movie "Fight Club". When the plot comes around to the opening scene again after two hours of flashback, the Narrator (Edward Norton) states he "still hasn't anything to say", and Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) refers to this as "flashback humour".
flashback humour by Fearman December 23, 2007

flashback mary 

too much powder. also a glorious twitter meme.
hi sisters! today we are gonna skip powder in our makeup tutorial because well...flashback mary.
flashback mary by cloutcoins May 15, 2018
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