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Fleaning-up 

The process of cleaning up one's unwanted wall posts on Facebook. This may be done so that a desirable wall post is still visible for others to see.

(A Facebook clean-up)
When I walked into the room last night, Kara was fleaning-up so that Michael's mushy wall post was still visible to everyone.
Fleaning-up by Jacob S... March 31, 2008
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The act of doing anything bizarre and/or insane without having a shirt on.
The Chili Peppers concert was fuckin awesome!! Anthony was shirtless, Chad fucking rocked, John was badass, and Flea was just fleaing!
Fleaing by Senator Seymour April 8, 2020

Flensing 

Throwing your shoulders back in an effort to hide your man-boobs during sex.
With the large pizza still winding its way through Jim's large intestine he was more than a little aware of his recent weight gain. When he pulled off his t-shirt he stayed upright in the bed, flensing madly while making weird grunting noises.
Flensing by gutbloom July 23, 2008

Flensing 

The act of Jiggling a woman's breasts without her consent. Especially if her shirt has been ripped off or soaked in water.
Yo There was some mad flensing going down at the Peurto Rican parade this year.
Flensing by saltdog July 23, 2008

Fleaking 

When a co-worker has no real sense of just how annoying they truly are.
Brandon is really fleaking today.
Fleaking by Jaysun666 June 17, 2015

Fleaning 

derived from the verb: to flean

When a lesbian masturbates while watching a cat-mouse (AKA a cocker spaniel) get raped by a chiuaua.
Ew gross, she hurt her wrist fleaning...
Fleaning by digglewiggle October 29, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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