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n. syn jizz, also "flaz"
Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.
flazum by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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skitzum flazum 

dont know ?
im asking you to find out
thanks.
i am clueles
im asking you????
skitzum flazum by yossi nosnip November 19, 2004
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Fladumpadump 

Large ugly shoes or boots. Usually the sole is too big and overall the shoes look too big on a person's feet. Plural: Fladumpadumps
" He was wearing these big fladumpadumps last night"
Fladumpadump by Conor Nolan May 14, 2016
It’s the right given to high school students, that says that if the don’t want to dance a certain style of dancing, they don’t to do it.
Teacher: you have to do it
Student: but I have flasumo
Teacher: oh, okay then
Flasumo by Anna Millen January 12, 2019

Flazembombed 

The stage between tipsy and drunk. Can also be Fucking Flazembombed, which is nearly drunk.
4 beers in and I was flazembombed.
A dorky wonderful persont the best bf in the world, extremley hard-headed at times bt otherwise awesome

thoughtful, caring and kind loves Kingdom Hearts and eating all in all very easy to love and befriend <333
Look at that dork wearing a kingdom heart shirt, must be a fladumy
Fladumy by 'kay April 19, 2010

flaumatised 

Confused, flummoxed, weary, just damn tired.
After last night not only do i feel like a trunchonion i am also flaumatised.

I am so darn flaumatised i cant think straight.
flaumatised by kiwichik April 15, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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