flummoxed

confused and distracted

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

Flummoxed

The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.

Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?

Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.

Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 10, 2017

[flummoxed]

confused or bewildered.

"Them crazy sons of bitches done gone and flummoxed us!!

by laney-pie August 22, 2008

Flummox

A fucking lummox. A big oaf who annoys people when he's drunk or cracked out on adderol.

Dave is a god damned flummox!

by Awesoman August 14, 2006

flummox

verb. Meaning "to ruin" or "screw up". Invented by youtuber Caddicarus.

"Don't flummox it!!"

by RedS.E.N.T.R.Y. August 15, 2018

Flummoxed

When a woman places her clitoris in a man's anus.

At 11:20 pm the DJ gave him a shout out and he was virtually flummoxed.

by Marty's Havarti Party October 31, 2020

Flummoxicate

To confuse or perplex someone to the point of frustration or irritation.

The new math teacher's convoluted explanations and complex equations flummoxicated the students, causing them to lose interest in the subject and dread attending class.

by Mystery Maven April 09, 2023