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Flatpack 

A sixpack that has slowly disappeared due to less exercise caused by adulthood responsibilities.

High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.
Dude I used to have a killer sixpack, but I'm stuck with a flatpack now that I have to adult.
Flatpack by Lercules November 2, 2017
Words you can keep

Flatpack 

A small Chinese,Vietnamese or generally asian kid that is brave and loves rugby.Has potential as a back or flanker and either uses steps or is very fast.Normally dirty minded but is a good friend that will back anyone.Very talented at all sorts including sex,music,art and sports.
Ma nonu flatpack
Flatpack by hackerpro December 17, 2012

Flatpack 

A pack of cigarettes that have been flattened by a person who has carried them around all day in a back pocket, also known as a flatpacker.
Man, i was gonna smoke a cigarette but i got a flatpack!
Flatpack by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

flatpack-palm 

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.
When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !
flatpack-palm by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe 

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.
I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
shaking like a flatpack wardrobe by C February 24, 2004
the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house
flapack is ůife
flapack by ODRAN August 8, 2022
Old timey New York slang for a wallet
As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter
Fatpack by Coolpunch September 10, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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