Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
I turned a cow into road kill once.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
by The Road Kill Assassin May 25, 2005
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a rotting peice of flesh that gets picked at by birds and other small animals
by marry poppins August 13, 2003
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This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads...
A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.
by Porridge2010 January 24, 2010
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It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.
I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
by Melonhead November 9, 2006
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"I gave my girlfriend road kill for driving me to my appointment"

"She gave me road head on monday so i retired the favour by giving her road kill"

"I give great road kill"
by carolina hurricanes January 10, 2014
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