flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

flagmonkey

Someone who capitulates with a false-flag operations or blindly follows dubious nationalistic agendas.

Don't bring up 9/11 with George, he's a total flagmonkey.

by Astro-J September 20, 2013