Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

Flart

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YLYL THREAD #23987: NO FLART OR TIKTOK BULLSHIT

by l3tr0ll December 04, 2022

flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

Flart

A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.

Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"

Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"

by Lonsdale October 08, 2009

flart

Flow Chart

A graphic presentation using symbols to show the step-by-step sequence of operations, activities, or procedures.

Your flarts stink; they lack sufficient detail.

by lostcartographer May 13, 2008

Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd

I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.

by professer awful April 03, 2013

flart

Verb - to passive agressively stomp around / slam things when you are mad at your significant other

My girl is flarting around because she's mad I am watching something she doesn't want to watch.

by An defghijklm April 01, 2020