Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009

flarkin

Something rocket racoon always says in his dialogues.

Rocket Racoon: Ow, that flarking hurt!
Rocket Raccon: See? I'm flarkin' helpful.
The Punisher: Shut the fuck up whiny ass whore, just heal me

by areallyweirdguy May 28, 2025

flagkini

Flagkini, a portmanteau of flag and bikini.

DEAR
GEORGE
WASHINGTON, I
#PREAPOLOGIZE
FOR THE
FLAGKINI.

EQUINOX MADE ME DO IT

by natalie portmanteaux April 24, 2023

Flaking

Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.

"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."

by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

Flanking

In a video game, flanking means going behind someone, or when someone is coming behind you.

Watch out dude, he is flanking us!
I'm gonna go and flank them.

by FROMENXD December 19, 2018