A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.
Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?
Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..
Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!
Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..
Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!
Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
by Adam Ollie G. December 08, 2009
Rocket Racoon: Ow, that flarking hurt!
Rocket Raccon: See? I'm flarkin' helpful.
The Punisher: Shut the fuck up whiny ass whore, just heal me
Rocket Raccon: See? I'm flarkin' helpful.
The Punisher: Shut the fuck up whiny ass whore, just heal me
by areallyweirdguy May 29, 2025