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When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
by jbaby2002 August 02, 2011
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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The maneuver OAP's pull at bus stops in order to get to the front of the queue. Normally involves large groups of them mobbing their way into the side of orderly queues.
"Hold you position, we're about to get flanked!"

"We're in for a flanking!"

by Heliumpanda September 20, 2011
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Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.
Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.
by chepatitis February 17, 2009
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The process of sitting in the seats right next to people in prime seating in a movie theater in an effort to make them uncomfortable and encourage them to move so that you can steal their seats.
Those two have my favorite movie seats! Let's try flanking them. You take the seat on their left and I'll take the right. The incursion into their personal space will get them to move.
by jugrock January 14, 2013
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Pushing a planker, as in someone who lies with a straight body like a plank, over, or off whatever they're planking on.
I just saw some guys planking, I totally just did some flanking
by Red_token June 18, 2011
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Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.
Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!
by Hashtagnumbaone September 01, 2014
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