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Flattard
An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
Flatard
Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy
flagtard
A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.
flagtard by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt October 28, 2007
Flattarded
1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
Fliptard
An insult used for someone who is your friend. Insulting in a silly way. Occasionally used instead of fucktard.
Fliptard by Shadowed Rose August 1, 2008