flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

flappy fap by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.

"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."

Croatian flappy fap by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022

Flappywappybuzzywuzzyflyywyystingywingynonstingyitis

The immunity to bee, nettle and wasp stings. The immunity to the sting of small living things - this does not apply to scorpions.

You have flappywappybuzzywuzzyflyywyystingywingynonstingyitis? So that means you don't feel wasp stings? Or nettle stings? Or bee stings? Cool!

Flappywappybuzzywuzzyflyywyystingywingynonstingyitis by BigBooooooobies June 22, 2019

flappywappins 

The action of slapping your junk/balls against your thighs to produce a sound.

Roommate 1: Dude, what the hell was that noise from your room last night!?
Roommate 2: Just me standing in front of the mirror slappin' out that flappywappins.

flappywappins by FlappyWappins May 30, 2024

Flappydappy 

A super loose saggy smelly cunt (vangina)

Charlie : Can I give you the longlong in the flappydappy?
Sam : No I don’t have a flappydappy, I have a chocolate starfis!

Flappydappy by Swiftzurbandiccy February 6, 2025

Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.

Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.

Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022

Fappy Bird 

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

Fappy Bird by Rood Rood February 1, 2014