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flanneler by jumberlackhunter May 23, 2009
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Flannelman
Mythical decentralized being with untold financial potential. Said to transform economic structures by mere power of checkered presence. Lives both on and off the blockchain.
Flannelman by Andie Arbeit January 30, 2019
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Flannel Season
It is the time of the year during which it is acceptable to wear flannel (ex. - don't wear white after Labor Day). Flannel Season begins October 16th and runs through March 16th (the day before St. Patty's Day). However, this rule can be overridden if it is below 50F during the time that the flannel will be worn.
Flannel Season by KPfeff June 24, 2012
Flanneling Out
"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment
Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out
*Ryan breaks into tears*
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out
*Ryan breaks into tears*
Flanneling Out by guttedryan December 10, 2009
Pink Flannel Wife
A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
Pink Flannel Wife by troysareus February 19, 2011
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