flangst

(n.) A combination of fluff and angst.

Somene being egregiously sick on their death bed, and then waking up only to stay by his or her lover's side forever.

by R.E. September 23, 2004

Flankstangruel

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flagstaff

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.

Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.

by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012

fangsty

adj. falsely angsty, the contracted form of fake and angsty, particularly referring an adult clinging to teenage rebellions and moodiness.
n. faux-angst

Oh my god, Jenny on the L Word is such a fangsty bitch, she needs to get over herself.

by illume8115 December 9, 2008

flagstaff high school

The school where the kids are higher than their grades.

Smoke was seen from Flagstaff High School.

by 123jackyboi December 13, 2017

flagstaff

Northern Arizona city where the bike trails outnumber the roads, and the people that swear by them are higher than the elevation. Plenty of trees to hug.. why can't we all just be friends?

i goed to skool in flagstaf and i terned out okay!

by steve March 27, 2005

Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006