Flagstone 

A Nazi Fascist Regime that disguises its purpose of promoting one-sided religious and political views under the guise of an ordinary place of business. Carol-Anne, stay away fromt he blue light... don't believe the friendly message about the weather... it is a trap!

Person 1: Flagstone, hmmm, that looks like a nice business to work for. They even have a friendly blue sign out front. Blue is a happy color.

Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.

Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.

Flagstone by Flagged and Stoned February 5, 2010

Flagstone 

The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).

Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?

Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.

Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.

Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.

Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.

Mom: Drink your barium dear.

Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!

Flagstone by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010

Flagstone 

Well known for its terrible high school , school is full of girls with c0m catches on there eyes caked with makeup and there luxury purses , full of boys who think they run the Shi with there rattys and creasy mullets , also well known for its maccas , the local 15/17 yr old Eshays hangout place they consider there home , you will tend to find many boys dressed up in tns, Nike , north side , and bunk bags , they run a munk like animals are absolutely feral leaving a mess vaping and they most likely have bongs and stashes of drugs up there sleeve , would not recommend going to maccas unless u want to get taken over for being in there local territory, well knew for what they call “ train tracks “ where all the druggies tend to come to to smoke bongs make a mess , you tend to find dead vapes, spray cans , rubbish , empty bongs , coles trolleys and the walls are k most likely to be covered in art or what they call there gang territory sighs , u will also find that most of them will be at the “ flagstone park “ well they belong there with the way they act , they clip the slides and jump into the sun shields like monkeys , don’t recommend coming to this town. Used to be a lovely town but not anymore this disgusting how it’s turned into .

# flagstone

Flagstone by Need the max win March 31, 2024

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

Flabstinent by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Mr. Flinstone 

A man that is well endowed and blessed with high stamina thus being able to make your "BedRock"

Call me "Mr. Flinstone" because I can make your BedRock.

Mr. Flinstone by MrGoodbar December 16, 2009

Flinstones 

1.) a strange cartoon where its characters move the car with their feet.

John: Hey MAN LETS WATCH flinstones!!
Joe: Wtf? u are 30 and u wanna watch flinstones.I'd rather watch the show of the talking yellow sponge.
Jack: I vote sponge bob!!
Jake: Me too!
Joe: Man i think im on the wrong crowd.

Flinstones by toddynho ftw July 7, 2005

Flinstones Push-Pop 

A sexual act performed on a male that requires a finger be inserted into the anus, thus causing an erection that is directly proportional to the depth of finger penetration.

“Christine only passed nursing school because she gave the professor a Flinstones Push-Pop before every exam!”

Flinstones Push-Pop by Fakeasslillyhoe July 2, 2020