This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a superfat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...
"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"
A concoction of feathers, lace, random dead birds (possibly other types of roadkill) stuck to some trollops head. Usually seen most at horse racing events.
The act of administering nitrous oxide (a whipped cream bulb, or nang) via a condom (a franger), rather than the more traditional (and effective) method using a balloon.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.