This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...
"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signalshines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"
A concoction of feathers, lace, random dead birds (possibly other types of roadkill) stuck to some trollops head. Usually seen most at horse racing events.
I was too stingy to buy a properhat, so instead I have this fascinator!
The act of administering nitrous oxide (a whipped cream bulb, or nang) via a condom (a franger), rather than the more traditional (and effective) method using a balloon.