FAIDS 

Abbreviation for Feline AIDS.
Cat AIDS in lamence terms.

Eg 1,

Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?

Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?

Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.

Eg 2,

Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?

Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!

FAIDS by jMiR February 16, 2010

faids 

faggot aids

I think john got faids after fucking a homo

faids by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023

FAIDS 

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

FAIDS by phroot January 23, 2009

FAIDS 

FAIDS or FADES, featured in the comic titled The 120 Nights of St. DeathCruise, is short of Fish Aids. Fish Aids was originally coined when the author saw a person fishing in the Hudson River, NY.

Eating a fish infected by FAIDS will result in death.

FAIDS by RaineLizander September 10, 2006

Faids 

Faids, n. abrv. Face Aids - To mean facial aids, aids of the face.

I hope she gets faids. She can bite ma shite!

Faids by Chris E May 13, 2005

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facebook aids

Jack poked Mary and gave her faids.

faids by Kenaaron October 3, 2010

Gaynal Faids 

Gay anal faggot aids

Jonre and Aleah like to do gaynal faids together at Davenport bedrooms

Gaynal Faids by jonre x aleah August 26, 2023