flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

flaid

The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only.

This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector.

by parental concern July 19, 2005

Flaid

A plaid, flannel shirt

"His hipster flaid itched against his skin"

by C-Dice23 December 31, 2025

Flaid Out

Tis when a pupil of our everyday society becomes in love to all proportions. He or she is suddenly in love with everything or anything that moves. It is a major chillaxin period of time and can be induced by pure happiness.

The experience last tuesday was totally flaid out.

by Mr. Carl December 22, 2004

The Flaid

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.

Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?

by Shwany December 29, 2008

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

Fladacker

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.

My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...

by Fladacker King March 2, 2021