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The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only.
This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector.
flaid by parental concern July 19, 2005
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flaid • Flaid Out • flaidreich • The Flaid • flad • fladoodle • flacid • Faids • flade • flada
"His hipster flaid itched against his skin"
Flaid by C-Dice23 December 31, 2025

Flaid Out 

Tis when a pupil of our everyday society becomes in love to all proportions. He or she is suddenly in love with everything or anything that moves. It is a major chillaxin period of time and can be induced by pure happiness.
The experience last tuesday was totally flaid out.
Flaid Out by Mr. Carl December 22, 2004

The Flaid 

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.
Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?
The Flaid by Shwany December 29, 2008

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.
My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...
Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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