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Flagnard 

Replaces the word fuck, and sounds cooler.
What the flagnard!
Flagnard by Elvis659 March 30, 2010
Related Words
a basterdly deed , a fagnart is the one who does it . a fagnart is a person who does the basterdy deed. (look up basterd-man)
What kind of fagnart would put glue on the fuc*ing door knob?
fagnart by Stevie wonder April 5, 2003

Flagnard 

Fucking Hell or Holy Shit
It can also mean dirty whore
Ex1:
Teacher: John you failed your Midterm.
John: FLAGNARD!!!!

Ex2:
Guy1: Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night
Guy2: Its ok, she was a total flagnard anyway
Flagnard by fudge dragon mkay August 6, 2011

Flognart 

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.
Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.
Flognart by marked4deth January 13, 2009
The nerd / kiddie safe version of what is obviously 'WTF'...

Early origins of 'flagnar' can be traced back to the cockroach Scientist character from Monsters vs. Aliens exasperatedly uttering 'what the flagnar?'
Joe: Check out that guy pushing that hen up the escalator!
You: What the flagnar!?!
Flagnar by CoaXygen July 10, 2011

flagwart 

Someone who embarasses (themselves and) their country with rude, stupid, or inappropriate behaviour, particularly in the news or when travelling abroad. Can also refer to someone who is zealously patriotic; often a politician or sports reporter.
Do you ever notice that the flagwarts always get tickets in the first three rows at the olympics?

Only a flagwart would wear a USA jersey to a Brazil/Argentina soccer match.

Did you see that flagwart on CNN? He's so wrapped in the flag, it almost strangled him.
flagwart by YerluvinunclePaul September 23, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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