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flabplat

The action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.

It leaves you very discouraged
"Aw man, dude, I just had a flabplat at the restaurant"
"HOLY FUCK DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
"I dont even know man."
"flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad"
":("
"how the fuck did you just say ':('"
"must be the flabplat talking."
":0"
"oh shit"
by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017
mugGet the flabplatmug.

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