flabplat

The action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.

It leaves you very discouraged

"Aw man, dude, I just had a flabplat at the restaurant"
"HOLY FUCK DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
"I dont even know man."
"flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad"
":("
"how the fuck did you just say ':('"
"must be the flabplat talking."
":0"
"oh shit"

by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

flabulate

The act of a woman shaking her ass.

"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"

by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

Flatplating

Flatplating is the act of inserting a ceramic plate into the anal cavity, oriented in such a manner that the entrance into the rectum is widened to the diameter of the plate. This is done through the rotation of the plate so that the view from the anus sees just a circle approaching it. The activity can be done with a partner, but that is optional. When flatplating, you have to be white because only white people would do shit like that :).

Eugene: Ay yo I'm about to do some Flatplating at 8:00 PM tomorrow.
Percival: We're white.

by runnacashmoneynasty January 7, 2021

flabulation

The jiggling motion of your butt cheeks after you fart.

“Watch out while you’re big spoon babe because there might be some flabulation.”

by h0ward April 24, 2021

Flablattled

Completely disgusted and disturbed by another's heinous actions.

I am flablattled by the fact you whipped your period blood on me

by Recome March 28, 2024