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Definitions by getoffmyblanket

"i don't have any friends. isfl"
isfl by getoffmyblanket July 5, 2018

squiggly diggly 

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.
Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!
squiggly diggly by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

b say harder 

Its when you be fucking yo bitch from the back and she screams

"harder daddy!"
making you FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING WHORE BITCH
yo man I was fucking my bitch yesterday and she was all like "HARDER"
my b say harder
aw man
HARDER DADDY
AH YES
FUCK YEAH
b say harder by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017
The action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.

It leaves you very discouraged
"Aw man, dude, I just had a flabplat at the restaurant"
"HOLY FUCK DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
"I dont even know man."
"flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad"
":("
"how the fuck did you just say ':('"
"must be the flabplat talking."
":0"
"oh shit"
flabplat by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

princkle 

the act of poking somebody repeatedly with the pointy end of a pencil to get answers on the quiz in school.
*poke poke*

"...stop"
*pokepokepokepoke*
"WHaT"
"what's the answer to number 3?"
"bruh did you just princkle me?"
"yes. what's the answer"
"fuck off"
princkle by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

princkle 

the act of poking somebody repeatedly with the pointy end of a pencil to get answers on the quiz in school.
*poke poke*

"...stop"
*pokepokepokepoke*
"WHaT"
"what's the answer to number 3?"
"bruh did you just princkle me?"
"yes. what's the answer"
"fuck off"
princkle by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

shitfuckass 

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass
"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)
shitfuckass by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017