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flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

flunderbusted 

*Billy flies off a cliff*
Jimmy: *jaw drops and eyes widen*
Me: bro just got fucking flunderbusted

flaberbusted 

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner
Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?
flaberbusted by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022

Flubbergutted 

When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
Flubbergutted by jseal July 29, 2010

flubberguster 

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
flubberguster by Albert Hines August 8, 2008

flubberguster 

A Flubberguster is a person or thing which places their food in a female's vagina and eats the food out of it as if it was their kitchen ware.
Stuff your girlfriend with your favorite salad, and you've got two meals in one! You are now a flubberguster if you eat it out of her!
flubberguster by Marcus Hale April 20, 2008
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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