Flabbergastful 

To show how surprised or shocked you are. Or to describe something in a fun, positive way! This word can be used in the past, present, and future. For example..

Great wolf lodge will be so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge is so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge was so flabbergastful.

Disney was flabbergastful. Disney is flabbergastful. Disney will be flabbergastful

Flabbergastful by AbbiandWyatt April 28, 2023

Flabbergasturbation 

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabbergastum 

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

Flabbergastum by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

Flabbergasturbation 

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabbergastiality 

When someone is so flabbergasted that they fly away to the moon and explode and die and then get resurrected

"bruhhh I'm flabbergastiality"

Flabbergastiality by Wjjsj February 2, 2023

flabbergastium 

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

flabbergastium by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

flabbergastium 

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

flabbergastium by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024