Flabbergastful

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To show how surprised or shocked you are. Or to describe something in a fun, positive way! This word can be used in the past, present, and future. For example..

Great wolf lodge will be so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge is so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge was so flabbergastful.

Disney was flabbergastful. Disney is flabbergastful. Disney will be flabbergastful

Flabbergastful by AbbiandWyatt April 28, 2023

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Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

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Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

Flabbergastum by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

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Flabbergasturbation

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

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Flabbergastiality

When someone is so flabbergasted that they fly away to the moon and explode and die and then get resurrected

"bruhhh I'm flabbergastiality"

Flabbergastiality by Wjjsj February 2, 2023

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flabbergastium

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

flabbergastium by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

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flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

flabbergastium by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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