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Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

fizzle fart 

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.
Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.
fizzle fart by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

Miami Fizzler 

When a girl is giving a blow job, she puts pop rocks in her mouth to cause a fizzling sensation...Miami Fizzler
Miami Fizzler by magic man93 November 21, 2009

fizzled out 

When a person ends a relationship by stopping communication/caring. Cowardly way to avoid drama.
Gi: So what ever happened to you and Karl?
Veronica: Oh, we kind of just fizzled out.
fizzled out by Williaem September 19, 2010
fizzling is where you are dating someone you are sick of and instead of breaking up, you become unavailable until that person stops trying to contact you. The relationship fizzles out on it's own.
I think Josh is fizzling me. I haven't talked to him in a week and he hasn't called me back.
fizzling by OakleyTatum January 14, 2008