fizgit

Noun-
Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.

One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.

"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."

Book Of Armaments 23:46

Levi: I just knocked your class ring into the garbage disposal.
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.

Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous

fizgit by Cabana_girl March 23, 2016

Figgity Flip 

To do MDMA (ecstasy) and Cocaine at the same time. Usually the coke isn't done until the ecstasy has already taken effect since the effects of the coke kick in much quicker. Provides the user with a very upbeat, stimulated, and intense high. WARNING: this is a VERY strong drug combination and is very stressful on the heart and can be overwhelming to many. Do not attempt this unless you are already experienced in doing both ecstasy and cocaine on their own. You have been warned!

- Term originated at EDC Las Vegas 2015.

EXAMPLE 1:

Guy 1: "Damnnn look at that guys pupils, they're fucking huge and he's going HAM!"

Guy 2: "Yeah he must be figgity flipping right now! Hopefully he doesn't end up in the medical tent!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: "I just had one of the best nights of my life last night even though I almost died!"
Girl 2: "Almost died?! what did you do?!"
Girl 1: "I figgity flipped! It's an amazing combo but god damn it's fucking intense!"

Figgity Flip by DM-13 July 7, 2015

Figgity 

a slang term created by Dre Breezo, this term can be used to show any emotion whether it be sadness, shock, etc.
All in all, Figgity basically means "Fuck".

Robert: Yo bro my dog died yesterday in a fire.
Malcolm: FIGGITY

Figgity by drebreezo February 19, 2022

What The Figgity Fuck 

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

What The Figgity Fuck by I got you back July 13, 2009

figgit 

someone or something relating to a faggot, but not quite one

"Justin Bieber is a figgit."

figgit by The Detonator™ April 29, 2015

figitive 

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

figitive by trucker b August 20, 2018

fizzit 

something that, whilst in thought process, makes perfect sense to the person about to say it, but when spoken is recieved by those listening with a blank stare or possibly questions or comments referencing one's sanity. the correct verb form to use is "spittin' fizzits"

Man, after we smoked that blunt, bob tried to tell us about his fucked up day at work but wound up spittin' fizzits.

fizzit by joolie October 29, 2003