fizgit

Noun-
Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.

One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.

"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."

Book Of Armaments 23:46

Levi: I just knocked your class ring into the garbage disposal.
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.

Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous

by Cabana_girl March 23, 2016