Fixity

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A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"

girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?

friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"

Fixity by Vegas ready October 22, 2011

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Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.

Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.

Joe Fixit by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Related Words

Fixity • Finity • faxity • figity • fijityrone • fikity fat • FilityMcNasty • Fitity • fixiny • fixitbitch

figity

figity is probaly a word that got created because they didn't know how to spell it correctly or just too lazy and the actual word is fidgety which means:
restless(ly)
turbulent(ly)
uneasy

He was rather figity, while waiting for a doctor.

figity by Duncan K April 10, 2008

Tuin Finity

Where my 5 year old says Buzz Lighter goes.

Tuin Finity and Dion

Tuin Finity by SerenaViolet February 7, 2010

Finity

Being finite.

I'm sick of this finity. All about location, power, and time... let's transcend this shit, this entire monkey business. Let's be free.

Finity by Franko Unamerican July 31, 2009

Fixty

A number somewhere between 50 and 60

Yo man, I'm trying to get a quarter of some good. What's it hittin for, I gotta go to the bank to get some of my parent's money

Mayne, the vick go for fixty.

Fixty by Juice E. Lamotta April 20, 2009

faxity

a faxity is a person thats every good looking person but they sure do have a horrible life.

wow! did you see that hot faxity yesterday?

that faxity guy is so broken you can see by looking him in the eyes.

faxity by faxitylover812 December 7, 2016

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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