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Fixer Upper 

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.
"This house is a real Fixer Upper."
Fixer Upper by DJ April 25, 2005

miss fixer upper 

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice
my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

fixerfemalehelpnicelikes

Fixer-upper 

A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.
"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."
Fixer-upper by Maddie S. September 17, 2008

Fixer-upper 

A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".

Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.
"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."
Fixer-upper by WHOOOAAAa February 23, 2010

fixer-upper 

A guy or a girl that needs so much work that they are not worth it.
Justin is so cute but he's too much of a fixer-upper. I'd go broke fixing him up
fixer-upper by lacessout October 1, 2010

Fixer-Upper 

A fat chick that a guy brings to the gym to workout with, hoping that she gets into shape so he can feel better about dating her.
Dude, did you see that new chick at the gym today? Cute face but definitely a fixer-upper...
Fixer-Upper by Nikstur February 14, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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