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A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.
"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."
by Maddie S. September 13, 2006

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A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.
I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.
by Maddie S. December 01, 2006

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A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.
Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.
by Maddie S. November 26, 2006

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