A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".
Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.
"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."