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the cure & eradication of many infectious diseases using formalin

finally got my acne and dick fix't

fix't by highway 6 January 2, 2020

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flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

flex tape can't fix that by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

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flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

flex tape can't fix that by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

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if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it by Downstrike December 14, 2004

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can't fix stupid

The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.

I can't fix stupid.

can't fix stupid by Larad Conplant September 13, 2014

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you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

you can't fix stupid by kajoe February 21, 2011

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if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

if it ain't broke don't fix it by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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