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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"
A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit" by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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fivesome • "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit" • It's Five O-Clock Somewhere • One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always • high fivesome • gruesome fivesome • Royal Devil's Fivesome • Five • five nights at freddy's • Five Finger Death Punch
It's Five O-Clock Somewhere
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
It's Five O-Clock Somewhere by pynchonian October 30, 2014
One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always
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Fivesome
Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.
A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "
" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "
" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "
" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
Fivesome by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
high fivesome
high fivesome by Cuddly Angel June 28, 2015
gruesome fivesome
Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.
Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'
gruesome fivesome by Ruraljuror91 November 3, 2014
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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