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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit" 

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere 

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

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"Hmm, One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always? That's what someone is trying to communicate when they say 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧?"

Fivesome 

Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.

A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "

" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "

" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
Fivesome by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

high fivesome

When a group of five people try to high-five each other t he same time repeatedly.
Dude! Becky got slapped in a high fivesome
high fivesome by Cuddly Angel June 28, 2015

gruesome fivesome

Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.
Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'
gruesome fivesome by Ruraljuror91 November 3, 2014