five seconds 

someone who comes in 5 seconds

oh my god did you here bout that girl giving a blowjob to that Alex guy! he came in 5:|

Loser! who the fuck comes in five seconds

five seconds by the sex u cant touch it October 17, 2007

five seconds rule of the public toilet 

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

five seconds rule of the public toilet by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

five seconds of summer 

5 Seconds of Summer (also known as 5SOS) are an Australian pop rock/pop band with pop punk elements.

Formed in Sydney in 2011, the band consists of Luke Hemmings (lead vocals, guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), Calum Hood (bass guitar, vocals) and Ashton Irwin (drums, vocals). The group were originally YouTube celebrities, posting videos of themselves covering songs from various artists in 2011. From there, they gained a small following in 2012 after posting a series of cover versions of popular songs onto YouTube, then rose to international fame when One Direction invited them on their Take Me Home Tour.

The group have been referred to as a boy band in the media. In February 2014, they released "She Looks So Perfect" as their debut worldwide release. It topped the charts in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland and the United Kingdom. Their self-titled debut studio album was released in June 2014, which peaked #1 in 11 countries.

A.K.A the most amazing group of four Aussie's to ever be put together, and exist on this Earth.

((Defined by: Madelyn Paige Spragins)) (:

Five Seconds of Summer is an amazing band. With two kittens, a puppy & a kangaroo.c:

five seconds of summer by sincerely_madelyn October 20, 2014

Five Seconds of Summer 

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us

Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*

Five Seconds of Summer by Truth in its purest form September 4, 2016

about five seconds

A term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds.

"It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."

"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."

"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"

about five seconds by Metar April 21, 2007

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes 

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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