Definitions by cinamon_muff
five seconds rule of the public toilet
A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
five seconds rule of the public toilet by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
masturquation
Oh check that Shawn Zhang masturbating and jizzing his pants in class with no porn. He must be so imaginative
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
masturquation by cinamon_muff July 26, 2016