Definitions by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener

Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.

The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!

Hitmarker by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

Supreme Ruler

Watch out, he's always behind you. He's everywhere and nowhere at the same time. He'll teleport away before you even know he was there, so don't even try to catch him. If you dare backsass him, he'll banhammer you so hard you won't even know what hit you. So watch out, or you'll get a taste of the holy hand grenade of antioch.

guy: hahaha! you're a poopie!

Guy2: woah! watch out man, that's the supreme ruler you're talking to there!

Supreme Ruler: Banhammer.

guy: what happened?

Supreme Ruler by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011