guy 1: hey have you watched the annoying orange vs oj simpson by fightmarker before?
guy 2: HEY! HEY OJ! RAPPING ISN'T VERY FITTING!
guy 2: HEY! HEY OJ! RAPPING ISN'T VERY FITTING!
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"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
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The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
Get the Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster mug.When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.
Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
by I, Nobody August 13, 2010
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"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
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