fistbortion

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.

She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.

by babyfaker October 17, 2009

fishbortion

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.

I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion

by steve October 17, 2004

Fistortion

When the kick drum distortion sounds like the action of being fisted with more baby oil than a diddy party.

Person 1 : Paf Le Chein just dropped a new Fistortion!

Person 2 : What's Fistortion mean?

Person 1 : This spiral goes to 24.

Person 2 : Nice fisting!

by FISTORTION November 27, 2024

Fixtortion

Fixtortion is a lizard people strategy to fix an outcome and extort money. Its the only way they like to get money because lizards don't do work, pay dues or respect anyone.

Don't forget. The lizards got all their money with Fixtortion, and we can't show them any respect.

by Urban Dick Tracey September 17, 2021