Fixtortion 

Fixtortion is a lizard people strategy to fix an outcome and extort money. Its the only way they like to get money because lizards don't do work, pay dues or respect anyone.

Don't forget. The lizards got all their money with Fixtortion, and we can't show them any respect.

Fixtortion by Urban Dick Tracey September 17, 2021

fistbortion 

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.

She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.

fistbortion by babyfaker October 17, 2009

Fistortion 

When the kick drum distortion sounds like the action of being fisted with more baby oil than a diddy party.

Person 1 : Paf Le Chein just dropped a new Fistortion!

Person 2 : What's Fistortion mean?

Person 1 : This spiral goes to 24.

Person 2 : Nice fisting!

Fistortion by FISTORTION November 27, 2024

Fixteration

The phase in software development or product design where a team is rapidly iterating on fixes to stabilize a recent release.

We aren't doing a feature sprint this week; we're trapped in a brutal cycle of fixteration until the production environment stops crashing.

Fixteration by Aashu Sharma June 5, 2026