fishbortion 

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.

I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion

fishbortion by steve October 17, 2004

fistbortion 

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.

She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.

fistbortion by babyfaker October 17, 2009

Fistortion 

When the kick drum distortion sounds like the action of being fisted with more baby oil than a diddy party.

Person 1 : Paf Le Chein just dropped a new Fistortion!

Person 2 : What's Fistortion mean?

Person 1 : This spiral goes to 24.

Person 2 : Nice fisting!

Fistortion by FISTORTION November 27, 2024